Here are some of my favoriet cleaning quotes. Thought I would share them here!

Rosanne Barr
I hate the word housewife; I don't like the word home-maker either. I want to be called Domestic Goddess.
I will clean house when Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner.

Erma Bombeck
My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. Erma Bombeck
The Rose Bowl is the only bowl I've ever seen that I didn't have to clean.

James Dent
A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken.

unknowns
My House was clean yesterday. Sorry you missed it.
The trouble with living alone is that it's always your turn to do the dishes.
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
If the shelves are dusty and the pots don't shine, it's because I have better things to do with my time.